You know why dogs look at you when they fucking poop, all awkward like ‘man I’m taking a fucking shit yea calm down’
Yea well they feel vulnerable, I feel it too thought I never look at my dog when I fucking cry myself to sleep
You know why pythons can dislocate their jaws so far they can swallow a fucking Impala?
Because maybe that’s where my fucking will to live went, down a fucking 16 foot python
FUCK
This is quite the track we’re recording actually uh this a uh
This track will probably be deleted later, from the final cut of the song so we’re just gonna talk about it now (yep)
This sing we wrote back when we visited Vietnam for a charity gift organisation (oh, wasn’t that a good trip? That was a life changing trip that one)
We uh, I got gonorrhoea but other than that it was probably one of my top 5 trips along with uh going to the service station with my mum recently
(oh, did you get a meat pie at least?)
Nah I was going to but it was a dollar like 36
So I couldn’t afford it
*German rambling regard Vietnam, dogs and pythons*
Relax it, fuck
*more German rambling regard Vietnam, dogs and pythons*
