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by Texturez

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1.
Intro 00:23
Hey there, real quick just wanna say if anything on this album offends you it offends us too. So were sorry for not only you but for ourselves for making this. Why are we releasing this to the internet again? (Sorry)
2.
Cmon Texturez Cmon 1, 2, 3 Cut off the circulation to my dick When we gonna do it it’s gonna be over real quick Blood keeps rushing in my eyes go thick Its like holding a purple round stick Capo for a sex act Capo for a sex act Uh-huh, cmon, come get it You know it’s hot, and spicy The way you like it, cmon Go fuck yourself
3.
Cough Syrup 00:42
Cough syrup, cough syrup, cough syrup Medicine for your throat Cough syrup, cough syrup, cough syrup It’ll make the coughs go away Cough syrup, syrup, syrup
4.
Fuck shit cunts
5.
Floor It 00:59
Your mums a whore and you know it, yea Your mums a whore and you know it, yea-yea But when she comes home you know you life to floor it But when she comes home you like to Floor it Oh yea
6.
Goat Song 02:01
Well Oapie is his name and rape is game The ladies say no but he says that's real lame He goes real slow, and real quick But then they ask him Yo where is your dick? No dick Oapie No dick Oapie Oapie don’t have a dick but he likes to Think that he would cum inside you But how can he cum, without the number one Possession of the male It’s called a dick, where is it Where’s your dick Oapie ? Oapie is a rapist, but he’s not Oapie wishes he could rape on a yacht Yachts are boats, but he is blind If he could he’d go all night with a goat A goat (Now why you say goat?) Ah you see Oapie, he is a farmer Out here, to Alabama Goat is his wife on the life But cheese is a bitch of his goat’s strife Goats are shit, but llamas are calmer He had a llama when he was a farmer As soon as he bought a farm in Alabama He was like damn, I fuck no llama I’m a fuck a goat, choke a goat, squeeze a goat and boat a goat Motorboat
7.
When you ask me about it The government did it About what? The government did it What am I talking about? The government did it 9/11 Rotten tomatoes The fucking tomatoes *incoherent ramblings about 9/11 and tomatoes* The government did it The government, the government Their gonna get us, the government (tomatoes) Something and tomatoes crashed those planes into those buildings It wasn’t even planes, the planes themselves (tomatoes) The planes (with wings) they were (and engines) tomatoes (that look like planes, but they’re tomatoes) (Vegetable music) Controlled explosions from the inside, the seeds were planted years ago by the tomatoes (tomato seeds) The government did it (ooooh) The government did it The government did it (same, me too thanks)
8.
Your drumming’s shit Fuck your drumming is really shit You can suck on my dick Happy birthday
9.
Count Me In 00:18
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32
10.
You know why dogs look at you when they fucking poop, all awkward like ‘man I’m taking a fucking shit yea calm down’ Yea well they feel vulnerable, I feel it too thought I never look at my dog when I fucking cry myself to sleep You know why pythons can dislocate their jaws so far they can swallow a fucking Impala? Because maybe that’s where my fucking will to live went, down a fucking 16 foot python FUCK This is quite the track we’re recording actually uh this a uh This track will probably be deleted later, from the final cut of the song so we’re just gonna talk about it now (yep) This sing we wrote back when we visited Vietnam for a charity gift organisation (oh, wasn’t that a good trip? That was a life changing trip that one) We uh, I got gonorrhoea but other than that it was probably one of my top 5 trips along with uh going to the service station with my mum recently (oh, did you get a meat pie at least?) Nah I was going to but it was a dollar like 36 So I couldn’t afford it *German rambling regard Vietnam, dogs and pythons* Relax it, fuck *more German rambling regard Vietnam, dogs and pythons*
11.
Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes *mumbling* Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes Sultanas are dead grapes
12.
N.A.H 03:02
13.
I spit when I form saliva It’s a process of the body Naturalism, naturalism I like pickles, but not when they’re in a jar I prefer it when it’s got naturalism, or at least semi elements of naturalism Who likes pickles anyway They’re in burgers everyday Pickles Alright, go it Jobe Jobe My name is Jobe Jobe, I’m not a homo You call me a homo? You must be a homophobe I’m not a homophobe My name is Jobe J, O, B, E J, O, B, E See me in the streets and you meet me I don’t wanna look at you nasty You cheddar infection, I am ambidextrous I don’t wanna section In the books about my life When I met you wish I had a knife I don’t wanna breathe in your presence I don’t want Christmas, no more presents I am Jewish, don’t believe in that shit Watch me here as I spin this shit uh Spit it Gotta have them pickles, and shit Uh, mmm, spit it, mmm mmm Pickle life, yea, uh When you on that pickle life Make sure you have a Good looking wife But don’t, make your knife too sharp You get cut and you’ll be in the dark about life With your wife because she cut you Be a good husband and respect women in their cusps of humanity
14.
Don’t wanna suck dick all my life, I want my life back Don’t want dick all my life, I’m getting my pride back Don’t want cock in my mouth, i just want A wife to love and hold like a dick But without the balls My man doesn’t want dick in his mouth Is that too much to ask for? He’s had so much dick in his mouth He’s changed his name to Alexander Michael Jerusalem Whore Don’t wanna suck dick all my life, I want my pride back Don’t want cock in my mouth; I’m tired of going south My wife is all I want And she’s Mexican hooker, too Can’t do that With a john in my dick, mouth fuck It’s another lesson ladies and gentlemen, Don’t put a dick in your dick Or you’ll get a dick in your mouth And you end up being a dick dick (Isn’t that just the same as a dick knob?) Fuck...
15.
(Whenever you’re ready Rob I’m not ready) Tuned cantaloupes The government did it Anal sex The government did it Passports The government did it Shoelaces The government did it Chair legs The government did it Black shoelaces The government Rotating doors The government did it Non rotating doors The government did it Different types of doors The government did it The government did it Coat hangers The government did it ... The government did it ... The government did it The government did it Aylma tomato
16.
Darcy, if I eliminated the count in, you wouldn’t know when to start And before you start lecturing about how to fucking record music, maybe learn how to name your tracks, you absolute piece of fucking human garbage This is a live recording (you should do your verse bro) This is a live recording of our last song that we ever wrote as a band before the lawsuit settled in This poetry piece means more than once could describe And to Darcy’s simple cello playing, I will read it out *sigh* There's a current serendipity Of what I've ever thought of feeling Towards the numbers 7 & 8 I cannot correlate Against my minds great debate Of who created 78 And as I struggle to feel Anything towards Numeracy at all Who in their right Mind would have thought to call it 787, 788 None of this means anything to you And I'm sorry but is this fate? I rather enjoy the idea of the number 7878 See numbers are evil And the secret Nazi bases they hold numbers too I’m sorry to my family, but it’s something I must do I must travel to Argentina In a rowboat filled with nothing but sand and toothpaste And destroy what was once created 7878

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released December 13, 2016

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